<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402</id><updated>2011-11-30T09:59:41.407-08:00</updated><category term='NinjaSexParty'/><category term='WUT?'/><category term='FB-Fauxpas'/><category term='doppleganger'/><category term='shween'/><category term='YooToob'/><category term='ThanksgivingFAIL'/><category term='Fun With Search Engines'/><category term='Giftmas'/><category term='NSFW'/><category term='ninja'/><category term='SFW'/><category term='boner'/><category term='WTF'/><category term='Video'/><title type='text'>Maven's Links of Awesomesauce</title><subtitle type='html'>A clearing house of the Wut? WTF, and NSFW links, vids, etc, I happen to find on the information super highway.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' 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href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2011/03/live-sheen-dream.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/3505345290761944432'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/3505345290761944432'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2011/03/live-sheen-dream.html' title='Live The Sheen Dream'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-1191836789053747727</id><published>2011-02-17T13:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-02-18T09:01:04.974-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I Defy You To Be a Grump</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fQEL4TwbBv8/TV6lv5QMQ4I/AAAAAAAACNY/EYzTY3QxZn4/s1600/Pink%2BUnicorn.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 214px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5575075630972420994" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fQEL4TwbBv8/TV6lv5QMQ4I/AAAAAAAACNY/EYzTY3QxZn4/s320/Pink%2BUnicorn.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe title="YouTube video player" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eWM2joNb9NE" frameborder="0" width="640"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-1191836789053747727?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/1191836789053747727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-2425006639930509386</id><published>2011-02-01T21:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-02-01T21:20:45.574-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dueling Cellos</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945839"&gt;Smooth Criminal.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-2425006639930509386?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/2425006639930509386/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2011/02/dueling-cellos.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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href="http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/2010/12/28/fashion-fail-you-scared-mrs-sasquatch/"&gt;&lt;img src="'http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/fashion-fail-you-scared-mrs-sasquatch.jpg'" alt="fashion fail - You Scared Mrs. Sasquatch " title="fashion fail - You Scared Mrs. Sasquatch " height="667px" width="500px" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;see more &lt;a href="http://poorlydressed.failblog.org"&gt;Poorly Dressed&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-2687963577774425142?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/2687963577774425142/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/12/russell-brands-doppleganger.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bTbAsmPOKo&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded"&gt;Talking cat. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-6205912991479693128?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/6205912991479693128/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/11/cant-seem-to-embed-this-fucker.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/6205912991479693128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/6205912991479693128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/11/cant-seem-to-embed-this-fucker.html' title='Can&apos;t seem to embed this fucker...'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-924387086381788624</id><published>2010-11-30T06:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-11-30T06:54:07.801-08:00</updated><title type='text'>It was bound to happen</title><content type='html'>&lt;h1 style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573"&gt;Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-924387086381788624?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-3967844681912497848</id><published>2010-07-27T09:47:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-27T09:47:23.609-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Midtown NYC Maybe; Definitely NOT The "A" Train</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IG-psrH0NSM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IG-psrH0NSM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-3967844681912497848?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/3967844681912497848/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/07/midtown-nyc-maybe-definitely-not-a.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/3967844681912497848'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/3967844681912497848'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/07/midtown-nyc-maybe-definitely-not-a.html' title='Midtown NYC Maybe; Definitely NOT The &quot;A&quot; Train'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-2616023494961468989</id><published>2010-07-26T08:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-26T09:00:09.773-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Kinda Makes "Mr. Hands" Seem So Passe</title><content type='html'>&lt;h2 class="padding-bottom-7" style="font-size: 1.05em; line-height: 1.05em;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS&amp;amp;ATTR=News"&gt; A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;/h2&gt; &lt;p&gt; Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old  man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.  &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's  bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.  &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-2616023494961468989?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/2616023494961468989/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/07/kinda-makes-mr-hands-seem-so-passe.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/2616023494961468989'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/2616023494961468989'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/07/kinda-makes-mr-hands-seem-so-passe.html' title='Kinda Makes &quot;Mr. Hands&quot; Seem So Passe'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-3573751792826221119</id><published>2010-06-16T10:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-16T10:10:02.750-07:00</updated><title type='text'>All For the Cost of a MetroCard</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gWfMCRQZOxg&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gWfMCRQZOxg&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-3573751792826221119?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/3573751792826221119/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/06/all-for-cost-of-metrocard.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/3573751792826221119'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/3573751792826221119'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/06/all-for-cost-of-metrocard.html' title='All For the Cost of a MetroCard'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-1081917492020324284</id><published>2010-04-23T11:50:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-23T11:50:52.882-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It's been a while... sue me.</title><content type='html'>I present to you for your reading pleasure:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://ebaumnation.com/2010/03/09/ww2-as-seen-on-facebook"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;WW2 As Seen on Facebook&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-1081917492020324284?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/1081917492020324284/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/04/its-been-while-sue-me.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/1081917492020324284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/1081917492020324284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/04/its-been-while-sue-me.html' title='It&apos;s been a while... sue me.'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-7219409523290846013</id><published>2010-03-10T10:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-11T10:40:18.248-08:00</updated><title type='text'>International Day of Awesomeness</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://dayofawesomeness.com/"&gt;March 10th, every year, babe!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-7219409523290846013?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/7219409523290846013/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-4545136910179957542</id><published>2010-03-10T08:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-10T08:56:33.508-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Drunk Girl Ruins Wedding</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.mediadump.com/videos/140/drunk-girl-ruins-wedding.html"&gt;I love how demure the bride is, in comparison.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-4545136910179957542?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/4545136910179957542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/03/drunk-girl-ruins-wedding.html#comment-form' 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term='boner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NinjaSexParty'/><title type='text'>Ninja Sex Party: No Reason Boner</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LOYQtbz_pPg&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LOYQtbz_pPg&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-4059231870602418359?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-5938920001322908499</id><published>2010-02-17T13:53:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-17T13:55:19.800-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='FB-Fauxpas'/><title type='text'>Not A Link: But Chock Full of WTF?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;On my FaceBook sidepanel today&lt;br /&gt;where all the ads show up:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SqfxTUN4Fr4/S3xlbP_YvoI/AAAAAAAAB-E/XCAtPlbouo0/s1600-h/2010+0217+FBWut.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 204px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SqfxTUN4Fr4/S3xlbP_YvoI/AAAAAAAAB-E/XCAtPlbouo0/s320/2010+0217+FBWut.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439333968779984514" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Click to embiggen.&lt;br /&gt;Can you identify who that is?&lt;br /&gt;Why is his face being used for an ad about removing credit card debt?&lt;br /&gt;WTF?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-5938920001322908499?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/5938920001322908499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/02/not-link-but-chock-full-of-wtf.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/5938920001322908499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/5938920001322908499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/02/not-link-but-chock-full-of-wtf.html' title='Not A Link: But Chock Full of WTF?'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SqfxTUN4Fr4/S3xlbP_YvoI/AAAAAAAAB-E/XCAtPlbouo0/s72-c/2010+0217+FBWut.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-8947884367250126032</id><published>2010-02-16T08:02:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-16T08:02:25.140-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Wedding WTF</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.visi.com/%7Edheaton/bride/the_bride_wore.html"&gt;And The Bride Wore...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-8947884367250126032?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/8947884367250126032/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/02/wedding-wtf.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;If murdered, tell my mother not to kill herself from the grief. Not because she "owes it to herself to be a survivor," or anything gay like that... But because I could use a few years or R&amp;amp;R in hell without her before she's all up on my shit again.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://rantocracy.blogspot.com"&gt;Hat tip!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-1280696663792361324?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/1280696663792361324/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/02/if-murdered-hall-of-fame.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/1280696663792361324'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/1280696663792361324'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/02/if-murdered-hall-of-fame.html' title='If Murdered Hall of Fame'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-764480839559444280</id><published>2010-02-04T21:00:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-04T21:00:29.034-08:00</updated><title type='text'>They're Not ALL Perverse</title><content type='html'>Sometimes I find something full of genuine WIN. Love this advertisement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h-8PBx7isoM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h-8PBx7isoM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-764480839559444280?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/764480839559444280/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/02/theyre-not-all-perverse.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/764480839559444280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/764480839559444280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/02/theyre-not-all-perverse.html' title='They&apos;re Not ALL Perverse'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-1262212020065805952</id><published>2010-02-03T07:10:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-03T07:11:04.019-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hmmm, Pizza &amp; Ranch? Great Ad!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ArHoDfoL9Fw&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ArHoDfoL9Fw&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-1262212020065805952?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/1262212020065805952/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/02/hmmm-pizza-ranch-great-ad.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/1262212020065805952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/1262212020065805952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/02/hmmm-pizza-ranch-great-ad.html' title='Hmmm, Pizza &amp; Ranch? Great Ad!'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-5693775285629434350</id><published>2010-01-29T08:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T08:33:28.414-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='SFW'/><title type='text'>Age of Consent By Country</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm?12"&gt;Check out the age of consent for Vatican State.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-5693775285629434350?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-468994928434488345</id><published>2010-01-24T16:31:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-24T16:31:47.519-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JVM18iJTMZs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JVM18iJTMZs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-468994928434488345?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/468994928434488345/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/01/blog-post_24.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/468994928434488345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/468994928434488345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/01/blog-post_24.html' title=''/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-5639813589520900932</id><published>2010-01-23T05:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-23T05:12:23.107-08:00</updated><title type='text'>And the winner is....</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.goldentampon.com/proDucts/index.php"&gt;Golden Tampon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-5639813589520900932?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/5639813589520900932/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2010/01/and-winner-is.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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WUT?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;If God had not intended for us to eat animals,&lt;br /&gt;how come He made them out of meat?”&lt;br /&gt;~Sarah Palin&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hat Tip: &lt;a href="http://malnurturedsnay.net/2009/11/20/the-moral-of-the-story-is-if-you-see-sarah-palin-coming-towards-you-with-a-knife-and-a-fork-youd-better-run/"&gt;Malnurtured Snay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-9016532374912066634?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/9016532374912066634/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/12/wut-wut.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/9016532374912066634'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/9016532374912066634'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/12/wut-wut.html' title='Wut... WUT?'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-3101768794800336236</id><published>2009-12-04T11:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-04T11:12:21.081-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YooToob'/><title type='text'>'Tis The Season!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p-jznmiufz8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p-jznmiufz8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-3101768794800336236?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/3101768794800336236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/12/tis-season.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/3101768794800336236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/3101768794800336236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/12/tis-season.html' title='&apos;Tis The Season!'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-1380713076063350711</id><published>2009-12-01T20:31:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T20:34:16.824-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Because I'm God, Bitch!</title><content type='html'>The comments are pure comedy gold.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6RNrr4l9SUM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6RNrr4l9SUM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-1380713076063350711?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/1380713076063350711/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/12/because-im-god-bitch.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/1380713076063350711'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/1380713076063350711'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/12/because-im-god-bitch.html' title='Because I&apos;m God, Bitch!'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-1557180576321922538</id><published>2009-12-01T19:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T19:59:14.771-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Things I Won't Link To, Which are NSFW</title><content type='html'>But you can feel free to Google them:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 Girls 1 Cup&lt;br /&gt;2 Girls 1 Finger&lt;br /&gt;Church of Fudge&lt;br /&gt;Pterodactyl Porn&lt;br /&gt;Funnel Chair&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My job, today, is done. 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src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-2793443666518793832</id><published>2009-11-25T07:32:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-25T07:32:42.656-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-2592096286846636474</id><published>2009-11-12T11:13:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-12T11:13:32.754-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Pug Skydiving, FTW!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0s2o9BpLTdQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0s2o9BpLTdQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-2908134950316453066</id><published>2009-11-12T08:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-12T08:39:30.386-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Yeah, I'm Curious About Parasites</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HOaZCkA8Zvk&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HOaZCkA8Zvk&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-8402339666749752104</id><published>2009-11-09T12:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-09T12:12:43.949-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Meat Fashion Show?</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E7hXQ8tQTKc&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E7hXQ8tQTKc&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img 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width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-3348865202192012474</id><published>2009-11-03T08:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-03T08:12:10.835-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WUT?'/><title type='text'>WUT?  Edible Anus?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.edibleanus.com/"&gt;Edible Anus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-3348865202192012474?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/3348865202192012474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/11/wut-edible-anus.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/3348865202192012474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/3348865202192012474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/11/wut-edible-anus.html' title='WUT?  Edible Anus?'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-1895876608026082213</id><published>2009-10-28T14:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T14:43:15.340-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fave Scene From A Fave Show (Now Cancelled)</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-5N3ubvF9ek&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-5N3ubvF9ek&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-1895876608026082213?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/1895876608026082213/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/10/fave-scene-from-fave-show-now-cancelled.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/1895876608026082213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/1895876608026082213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/10/fave-scene-from-fave-show-now-cancelled.html' title='Fave Scene From A Fave Show (Now Cancelled)'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-5229000197016994298</id><published>2009-10-28T09:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T09:54:08.117-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>NSFW/NSFK (Language) Sheep Shearing</title><content type='html'>Click at your own risk:)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m_1EeydBfN4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m_1EeydBfN4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-5229000197016994298?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/5229000197016994298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/10/nsfwnsfk-language-sheep-shearing.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/5229000197016994298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/5229000197016994298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/10/nsfwnsfk-language-sheep-shearing.html' title='NSFW/NSFK (Language) Sheep Shearing'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-8379608956851437946</id><published>2009-10-27T13:12:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-27T13:13:49.508-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fun With Search Engines'/><title type='text'>Fun With Search Engines: Part 1</title><content type='html'>Do a Google image search for "prolapsed uterus" and or "lotus birth."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some of the links to click thru might be NSFW.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-8379608956851437946?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/8379608956851437946/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/10/fun-with-search-engines-part-1.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/8379608956851437946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/8379608956851437946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/10/fun-with-search-engines-part-1.html' title='Fun With Search Engines: Part 1'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-7578276963459706432</id><published>2009-10-27T13:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-27T13:12:02.119-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><title type='text'>Check this out on FB</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/video/video.php?v=1202939761476"&gt;This makes me want to Purell my eye holes out.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can't figure out how to get it to imbed here.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049171944049259402-7578276963459706432?l=ossimsauce.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/feeds/7578276963459706432/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/10/check-this-out-on-fb.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/7578276963459706432'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049171944049259402/posts/default/7578276963459706432'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ossimsauce.blogspot.com/2009/10/check-this-out-on-fb.html' title='Check this out on FB'/><author><name>Maven</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/NuggetMaven/Eyes.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049171944049259402.post-6101768478981875331</id><published>2009-10-26T12:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-26T12:18:07.569-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Let the onslaught, begin!</title><content type='html'>As time allows, I'll be doing a major-league dump of what links, vids, and images I've got so far. 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